1) My uncle Gaaaa once told me, "A fart in your room when no one's around is a fart that is no fun."
2) I used to roll around in a human ball on my carpet until I rolled over my sister's mouse.
3) Billy and I used to make fires down by the ravine until I heard my neighbor's fence burnt down.
4) I kissed Mary when she was sleeping, I thought she was faking it, but she wasn't.
5) I use the walls of my closet to write naughty words, but they're more sad than naughty.
6) When I grow up I want to be architect so I can build homes that aren't falling apart.
7) I wish I could close my eyes and disappear.
8) If I could have any ability, besides from flying, I want to be able to talk to anyone, in any language, and understand them.
9) I think there should be an encyclopedia of every scar there ever was.
10) I hope I don't get old and forget where I put things.
and 11) If I could fly I could never tell anyone about it.